Frame One

Dave: Doing wall things again? Really creative. Just keep at it. I’m sure someone will appreciate you for who you are. Not too likely. You’re a wall. You don’t bring anything to the table. You’re nothing more than a place for my Scarface poster.

Wall: …

Frame Two

Dave: So what if I don’t have two conjoined brethren? You think I’m lonely? What do you know? I touched, like, four other people tonight. I’m not bragging. That’s just how it is.

Wall: …

Frame Three

Dave: You call yourself independent? Who likes a solitary wall? Good for nothing. As if people really enjoy playing tennis by themselves. China? That’s more of a fortress, you contrarian bastard.

Wall: …

Frame Four

Dave: If it weren’t for the tenancy deposit I would fuck you up. You got nothing on me. My knuckles wouldn’t even blister. Don’t believe me? I can show you the hammer.

Wall: …

Frame Five

Dave: You don’t even have a window. What a selfish prick.

Wall: …

Frame Six

Dave: How did this happen to us? I guess I just miss the good times.

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