–Excuse me, sir.

–Go ahead.

–Permission to go offsite.

–For what reason?

–I'd rather not say.

–You'll have to do better than that.

–It's personal, sir.

–What does that mean? Lots of things are personal. You might just throw on a dress, jerk off into a closet and call it personal.

–You'll probably regret saying that, sir.